ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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