This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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