i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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