11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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