I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
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