try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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