and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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