He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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