Its about making memories worth repressing
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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