There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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