she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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