the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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