Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
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