Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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