Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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