is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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