he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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