She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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