so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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