What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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