You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
Randomize
