let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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