these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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