Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
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