wake up i wanna do it froggy style
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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