I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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