well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
We had sex on a dog bed..
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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