I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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