nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
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