Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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