I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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