Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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