So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
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