My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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