I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I need a burrito and a hug.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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