Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize
