office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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