clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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