I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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