If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
You did what with his pubic hair?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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