I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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