So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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