talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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