This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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