I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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