You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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