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(609): View more from New Jersey

imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.

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(574): View more from Indiana

So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore

(209): View more from California

You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?

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(734): View more from Michigan

Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already

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(716): View more from New York

I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.

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(619): View more from California

Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.

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(805): View more from California

Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate

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(281): View more from Texas

My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom

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