What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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