Just cropdusted the office
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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