ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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