I hate your face
doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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