Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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