If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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