Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
