Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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