And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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