Three words: puerto rican gang bang
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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