i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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