Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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